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Dec 7

December 7, 2018

OfficeParty

Sorry I’m Late … I Didn’t Want to Come

OK, so it’s that time of year again: time for eggnog, fruitcakes, and the dreaded (at least by me) “Not-Officially-Required-to-Attend-but …” office party. Let’s just call it NORTAB for short, shall we? I’m a bit of a curmudgeon (you’re shocked to discover this, I know) so I probably dread these things even more than the next guy, but research shows that the vast majority of workers would rather have their stockings filled with a lump of cold hard cash ……

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Nov 12

November 12, 2018

MultiPass

I’ve Had It with Multitasking!

I swear on my grandmother’s china, if my boss goes off on me about “multitasking” one more time, I am going to blow up like a hamster in a microwave. (And no, I’m not worried about him reading this. One, he has no idea this site exists, and two, the man requires a PowerPoint deck, GPS, and a Sherpa just to check his email … Google is a bit beyond him.) Having said that, he is the MASTER of multitasking….

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Oct 31

October 31, 2018

ebay

Scoring with an eBay Side Hustle

So, a few years ago, right before I moved into my current apartment, I had this wild idea on what to do with all the crap I had collected over the years that wouldn’t FIT in this apartment: I’d sell it on eBay! It turned out very well … although not in the way I anticipated. It will probably not surprise you to learn that the crap I didn’t want was, well, CRAP: almost by definition, no one else wanted…

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Oct 18

October 18, 2018

creep2

Why Do Retail Holiday Displays Go up so Early?

Just to be clear, I stand firmly in line with the people who start complaining around this time every year about “Christmas creep”: stores putting out Christmas displays before Halloween or earlier. Having said that, I’m not one to do much of the actual complaining myself; I don’t like it, but having worked in retail, I get it. That whole “Black Friday” thing? To most consumers, it’s just another word for “sale,” but it is deadly serious to retail folk,…

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Sep 28

September 28, 2018

smartwomen

7 Inspiring Quotes from Smart Women

I’m actually a little surprised at how many of the quotes I live by came from women. Insert gay joke here. Honestly, though, I’m really not sure being gay has anything to do with it. Maybe I read more? That seems a little, what? Sexist? What is the opposite of misogynist? Frankly, just about any reason I could ascribe to it–women are more caring, women think deeper, whatever–ends up sounding like I think there is something inherently better about women…

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Sep 17

September 17, 2018

onlineHoliday

Ho Ho Ho for the Holiday$

So this past weekend I found myself shopping in a major retail store (I won’t tell you the name, but it rhymes with Sprawl Mart…) and as soon as I walked in the door, I got hit with a massive display of Christmas decorations. My first thought when seeing that (well, actually my second thought: my first thought was “Why did I come here, again?”) was something along the lines of what you’re probably thinking right now: “Are you kidding…

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Aug 23

August 23, 2018

SF_Rents

Falling through the Cracks of the American Dream

My life, I will admit, is a constant explosion of chaos (with a name like Maelstrom, I figure it’s genetic). There is always SOMEthing going on, which I’ve always felt was ever-so-slightly fantastic. My life is FULL: I don’t have a “bucket list” because I kinda want to do EVERYthing, and there’s no point marking it off a list because I’ll probably want to do it again. The way I’ve always looked at it, as long as I’m doing something…

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Aug 8

August 8, 2018

Capitalismmm

What if They Gave a Sale and Nobody Came?

There is one central problem with capitalism that people don’t seem to get–and I don’t mean on a philosophical level. As a rational, logical system for basing an economy on, capitalism has a fatal flaw: in order for it to work, people have to keep buying stuff. I bring this up because I was trying to think of some place to eat and realized how many of my favorite restaurants have closed in the last year. Café Rouge is gone,…

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Jul 16

July 16, 2018

OhSnap

In Defense of the Four-Letter Word

I have never considered myself a writer, per se, so I don’t know if this is normal, but whenever I remember to post here (a small miracle in itself), I sit down and just type like crazy until it feels like I have something that roughly resembles a point. Once I have a whole bunch of sentences on the screen, I have one of the hardest jobs, at least for me: going through and taking out all the swear words…

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Jul 2

July 2, 2018

computerBrains

To Tech or Not to Tech: Yeesh, What a Question

I’m not a technophobe. I know, I know, starting a post like that is just begging for people to come crawling out of the woodwork and point out how much I AM scared of technology, but I’m not. I mean, I have a healthy respect for it, as I feel too few of us do, but that’s not fear, it’s common sense. Every time we log on or plug in somewhere, we are giving the world access to our lives….

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